Robert Pattinson, Take a Bath

Any old celebrity can inspire a petition.

Then there’s Robert Pattinson. He can—and does—inspire petitions. Very plural.

Pattinson fans, it seems, aren’t content to merely wave at their object of affection—as the screaming hordes who supposedly prompted the Twilight star to hurl his white-hot self in front of an oncoming New York City cab suggest.

No, they want to help, advise and even bathe their man.

Here’s a sampling of the Pattinson petitions, in case, you know, you’re looking for a worthy cause to support:

• Robert Pattinson come to Tampa, FL for a meet & greet

Sadly, there’s no evidence this one succeeded. (Yet.) But there’s no harm in trying. Or asking. As those lobbying for Pattinson appearances in Australia and Kansas City should agree. (Note to Mr. Pattinson regarding the Kansas City petition: No idea if you’re being asked to pop into Kansas City, Kan., or Kansas City, Mo. Guess you’ll have to do both to shore up support in the Midwest.)

• Please Wash Your Hair, Robert Pattinson

It’s unclear when this respectful plea—"We, the undersigned, hereby beg you to wash your hair. We also petition that you then, once you have washed your hair, wash it routinely thereafter, at least once every few days, with shampoo."—was launched. Was it after Pattinson showed off his dirty hair in Dossier? Or after Pattinson talked about his dirty hair to Extra? In any case, the anti-dirty hair movement is apparently not as hot as Pattinson’s dirty hair. At last check, there were just 57 signees for the above petition. Make that, 57 ardent signees. Writes No. 51: "Damn straight, it needs washing."

• Petition to get Robert Pattinson to take a bath!!! Who’s with me?

To answer the above question, the person who wrote "Take a bath, stinky!" is with you. (Maybe time to join forces with the shampoo pushers?)

• Twilight on SNL, Robert Pattinson as Host

With more than 5,000 signees, and a blog to boot, this is one of the largest Pattinson petitions out there. Sadly, for its supporters, it’s been as successful as the bath one. As Saturday Night Live viewers can attest, Pattinson did not host the show last season. Signatures, however, are still being added. And another SNL season is looming. An NBC rep says no guest hosts, dirty haired or not, are locked in yet.

• Let Robert Pattinson Use Accent In New Moon

Question: If Pattinson took a bath, washed his hair and sounded like a proper Brit in the Twilight sequel, would we even recognize him?

• Against Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

Um, this petition, which attracted 725 signees, is now closed.

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In this remixed narrative Edward Cullen from the Twilight Series meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer at Sunnydale High. It’s an example of transformative storytelling serving as a critique of Edward’s character and generally creepy behavior. Through Buffy’s eyes some of the more patriarchal gender roles and sexist Hollywood tropes embedded in the Twilight saga are exposed in hilarious ways.

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iTunes Foreign Exchange features two artists from different countries covering one of each other’s songs.

Robyn (Sweden) vs Yelle (France)

Robyn covers Yelle’s “À cause des garçons”, Yelle covers Robyn’s “Who’s That Girl?”

Robyn - “Because Of Boys” [À cause des garçons] (original artist Yelle)

Yelle - “Qui est cette fille?” [Who's That Girl?] (original artist Robyn)

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Ryan Seacrest and Lindsay Lohan were spotted out together in Hollywood Thursday night, but it turns out that their meetup was strictly business.

See photos of surprise celebrity BFFs.

“Met with Lindsay last night about a show idea I have for her…it helps people and gives others a second shot!” Ryan wrote on his Twitter page on Friday, one day after he and the actress went to H.Wood in L.A….

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Ahhh, here’s some pictures that will make your weekend immeasurably better!

We caught Rob Pattinson on the Long Island set of Remember Me yesterday afternoon, and it looks like his near death experience the other day didn’t rattle him one bit! The hunky actor happily smiled for photogs as he mingled with his fellow cast and crew members during a break from shooting.

Rob was also snapped wearing this outfit again, which is bad news…

…because it means that he had another day of shooting his kissing scene with her:

Ugh, why couldn’t they have cast Kristen as his lover? We bet they would have had WAY better chemistry!

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Last night Lindsay Lohan stopped by Samantha Ronson’s Hollywood home around 1am hoping for a same sex sleepover, but after knocking for a few minutes, crying, and several hundred frantic phone calls, Lindsay finally realized Sam wasn’t home. Linds hopped in her chauffeured car and left, and about half an hour later Sam returned home. An X17 photog on the scene told X17online exclusively that Sam “asked us not to tell Lindsay that she was there.” Zing!

While we’re sure the ladies have had some sort of contact over the past few days, Sam hasn’t tweeted anything to Linds in over a week, and the fact that Lindsay showed up to Sam’s house when she wasn’t even there leads us to believe that Sam is (gasp!) ignoring Lindsay’s calls and texts.

But what is Lindsay going to do? Is she going to pick up and move on, or is she going to continue to show up uninvited and bang on the door until she’s let in?
How will Sam get rid of Linds?

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Well, I’m happy to see that little miss Miley has totally perfected her b*tch face! And of course, I’m even happier to see that she flashed us her lovely smile about 5 seconds later:

The Disney princess was snapped on The Last Song set (duh, where else) and she showed off quite a range of facial expressions. Hey, with acting chops like these, this movie will surely add even more millions to her net worth, right?
Think this movie will take Miss Miley to the next level?

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Geez, I’d hate to start a baby rumor, but this picture is definitely worth analyzing…

Yesterday we spotted Katie Holmes at the CBS studios in Hollywood, and well…we’re not sure if we should blame the shirt or a large lunch, but something’s in there!


Then again, ever since Suri was born she’s always had somewhat of a tummy, so this could just be Katie…

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Last night Mickey Rourke hit the clubs, and when we caught him leaving MyHouse, the Oscar-nominated actor was snapped taking down a leggy brunette’s phone number! Think Mickey got lucky later?
If only Mickey hadn’t gone and effed up his face…sigh.

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Yesterday afternoon Sharon Stone, her boyfriend and her two sons took advantage of the balmy weather and went for a stroll/ice cream run in Los Angeles. But if you click in the gallery below, you’ll notice that the supercougar didn’t have a cone! Maybe that’s how she keeps her fabulous figure?
You gotta admit, the b*tch looks amazing for 50! Er, make that 51!

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