Andy Dick opens up about his bisexuality - err - trisexuality

By SHALLON LESTER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Comedian Andy Dick is opening up - way up - about his struggles with booze and
bisexuality. And now, after years of hard living, he’s ready to walk the line.

“I know that I’m ready to turn a corner with my alcoholism because I’m willing
to talk about it,” he says on Friday’s “Tyra Banks Show.”

Dick says he knows he’ll be successful due in large part to his court-mandated
alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet that he’ll wear for the next year.

But Dick’s salvation will also come courtesy of Dr. Drew, who is following
Dick’s progress on Vh1’s rehab series, “Sober House.”

Dick, who at 43 has already been in rehab nine times and was recently busted for
marijuana posession and DUI, says Drew’s house is no fun thanks to the “no
sex” rule.

“He’s got the animal caged,” Dick says of Dr. Drew. “I’m under his care
officially, and he’s like, ‘Look, folks … he ain’t gonna attack.’”

And as a self-proclaimed “tri-sexual”, the comic says he has no shortage of
temptation.

“I’ll try anything,” he told Banks. “I really have tried everything, except
nothing with animals. There’s only room for one animal - that would be me.”

But, he laments that he doesn’t feel accepted in either the gay or straight
communities: “I say, ‘I’m bi, my love knows no gender,’ and the straight
community says, ‘Oh right, that’s just a cover-up - you’re gay!’ And the gay
community says, ‘Yeah right, that’s just a cover-up - you’re gay,’” he went on.
“They both want to push me gay.”

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So, lovelies, are any of you surprised by this ~stunning
revelation~?

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