ohnotheydidnt @ 2009-01-14T21:42:00
Jan 15, 2009 Author: admin | Filed under: Celebrity News
Amy Duggar is my friend on Facebook, and occasionally she uploads pictures of everyone’s favourite family from Arkansas. Apparently the family took a trip to San Antonio, and she gives us our first good glimpse at the new addition.
the Duggars at some mall food court
Joy and Josiah, and Jinger in the background
Jana with Johannah and Jackson
Duggars
lol, Josh and Anna
Michelle, all of the girls, most of the boys and Cousin Amy
James and the sound guy (who is also the sound guy for J&K+8 according to a facebook comment)
Jennifer
Haaaay Jinger! Also Joseph and Cousin Amy and some dude
lol, they’re matching.
Jim-Bob, Jill with Johannah, Cousin Amy, Joy and James
IDK how I feel about the skirt, but Joy is my favorite after Jinger
Jana and Cousin Amy
James and Cousin Amy
lol, they met Kirk Cameron
I have come to the conclusion that Cousin Amy and Joy are BFFS
anddddd introducing….
Baby Jordyn-Grace 
SCANDALOUS: Cousin Amy has a boyfriend and she kisses him before marriage
source: cousin amy’s facebook
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~*OFFICIAL DUGGAR POST FAQ*~
i forget who made this originally, but it should be required for every duggar post.
Q. VAGINA: NOT A CLOWN CAR.
A. Old meme. if you’re going to use the macro, update it. They’ve had at least 4 kids since the original picture was taken, thus making it irrelevant.
Q. HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY.
A. ok.
Q. What are their kids names?
Josh, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah, Jeremiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, Jennifer and Jordyn-Grace.
Q. What’s a Jinger?
A. Bitch please.
Jinger Duggar is rapidly becoming an favorite because she’s the HBIC. She seems to be the only Duggar child who is finally realizing her full potential as a human being, and will most likely end up lesbian or with numerous piercings and tattoos. She may even kiss before marriage and wear pants. You can join the FREE JINGER Facebook group here.
Q. How do you pronounce–
A. Ginger. Just spelled with a J. I know, I know.
Q. DO THEY EVEN LET THEIR DAUGHTERS GO TO COLLEGE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
A. Apparently JimBob has said in public that he will allow his sons to attend college, but not his daughters. No direct quote available at this time.
Q. Is it true that the oldest Duggar son Josh molested some of his sisters?
A. If you google “Duggar molestation” you get about 5,000 results. “Josh Duggar molestation” comes up with almost 2,000. No one knows for sure, it’s just a rumor and its origins are sketchy. Supposedly Oprah had filmed an episode of her show all about the family, but later found out about Josh’s molestation charges and would not let the episode be aired. The only sources come from an internet forum, therefore it’s probably just a rumor.
Q. Are they mormons?
A. No, they are Baptist.
Q. Why do I keep hearing about Josh and Anna’s wedding registry?
A. Josh Duggar and Anna Keller were married in September. Their wedding registry at Walmart leaked online and contained such items as Pringles, Sprite, Peanut butter cups, and numerous flavors of beef jerky. Classy. You can see Josh and Anna’s official website here.
A. Who is cousin Amy?
Cousin Amy is Jim Bob’s niece. She’s normal and everyone wants to be her, although some people find her annoying.
Q. Don’t these people believe in birth control?
A. Nope. From The Duggar Family’s website:
Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar married July 21st, 1984. At that time, they chose to use the birth control pill. They thought, “We don’t want children right now. We can’t afford them. We want children in our timing, when we’re ready.” Four years later they decided to have their first child. Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point they talked with a Christian medical doctor and read the fine print in the contraceptives package. They found that while taking the pill you can get pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved! They were Christians! They were pro-life! They realized that their selfish actions had taken the life of their child. They prayed and asked God to forgive them, and to teach them to love children like He loves children. They asked God to bless them with as many children as He saw fit in His timing.
It is also believed that they are a part of the Quiverfull Movement.
Q. Are they the only family that is like this?
A. No, in a few episodes of their show they’ve shown their friends, The Bates Family, who have just as many children and dress them even more old fashioned than the Duggars.
Q. How does Michelle take care of so many children?
A. I think the better question is “how doesn’t she?” Since Michelle always has at least 3 little ones under the age of 4 every time she’s pregnant, the older daughters take care of them. JimBob has said he can’t even remember their birthdays, and the children have a sign up sheet for spending time with the parents.
Q. Does JimBob have a pregnancy fetish?
A. Obviously. Michelle also seems to have an almost orgasmic reaction to being in labor.
Q. Now that I know more about the Duggars, am I obligated to stay in this post?
Absolutely not. In fact, you should get out while you still can.
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2 Responses for "ohnotheydidnt @ 2009-01-14T21:42:00"
IS COUSIN AMY A GO-ER? DOES SHE GO, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WHAT IS COUSIN AMY’S FAVORITE FOOD…IS IT SAUSAGE? I GOT A SAUSAGE HERE FOR HER. HI JANA I WOULD NAIL YOU TOO, HARDER AND DEEPER THAN JESUS WHEN HE GOT NAILED TO THE CROSS. i’M COMING AFTER YOU JINGER, BUT I’LL GIVE YOU A COUPLE YEARS TO RIPEN.
PEACE AND LOVE, I REALLY ENJOY THE SHOW.
Aww look at the cute little Evangelical Christians lol. Ignorance is bliss, and they’re absolutely lucky to be unaware of life’s real truths. I feel bad for them though because they are genuinely terrified of Hell, and some of them live in fear so much they’re borderline obsessed. Sometimes they are guilt ridden beyond belief. Repression really never works. It’s like the ostrich effect. They stick their heads in the proverbial sand, and hope it goes away.
With that said, they’re fine people. At least they’re not popping out babies and then reaching out their hands for government handouts. Sure, they think they’re better than everyone, but in a lot of cases they are. Not to mention they have exceptional genes it appears. I mean the boys are really just average looking, but a lot of the girls are excellent looking. Jinger of course is a little hottie, and it’s very easy to see into her and realize she understands exactly what she is. Don’t let that little jean dress fool you. In another year or two she will be doing anal. Not to mention Amy was obviously deflowered awhile ago. The musclebound quarterback dude who is a closet toker definitely layed some pipe.
So yeah, they’re living in the dark ages mentally, but is that really such a bad thing? They struggle with the “human condition” as we all do, and their approach is one of sheilding rather than experiencing, but they aren’t hurting anyone and they give to society rather than take away like countless other idiots who call themselves Americans.
Jim-Bob is a baller ahaha. He is naive and brainwashed, but a good man. I’m sure he shuns anyone without his beliefs, but in his older years I’m sure he’s going to have to find a way to adapt to our ever progressive society. If nothing else, he put some beautiful girls on the planet that are pure and will make excellent wives. I know from experience that once a repressed Christian girl becomes sexually active; the lucky man will have a sore urethra for a good long time lol.
So before ya’ll hate on those guys; understand that they’re not hurting anyone and they are free to live life as they choose. All those kids (God willing) will grow to adults and hopefully contribute to society and walk their own path. Until then they’re under the care of the original Octa-Mom and her hillbilly spouse. I’ve seen worse.
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